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The College Experience This is a little story about college life. These stories will most likely be very familiar to those of us who live on campuses across the country. However, I think that most anyone can enjoy these stories as they do pertain to college life. It will hopefully be update weekly. Don't you just love living in a dorm. One of my favorite pastimes is the shower wars. Yes, I know all of you out there know what I'm talking about. Those special showers you take when someone down the hall or on another floor is taking one at the same time. It's a battle, I know, you turn the knob so that the water is a little warmer then they turn their knob making your water get colder. That evil person draws all your hot water away, and you end up taking a cold shower. Well, you won't stand for that. So, you turn it up more. Now its an endless competion because neither party is getting any washing done. Each is to preoccupied turning the faucet handle. Oh, and by now your certain its that guy across the hall who always gives you dirty looks, always seems to smell (no matter how many showers he takes) and whom your convinced is the one taking all the felt tipped erasable markers. Finally, someone gets so annoyed they decide to drop the shower war equivalent of an atomic bomb. They quickly turn off the shower and flush the toilet. Then you get satisfied that the "other guy" has had enough hot water that they are treating third degree burns now. You get back in and complete your shower. Only to find out that Somewhere a water main has broken and the water is now brown. | ||||||||||||||||
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Everyone Parties now and again, and everyone wants to rationalize their partying habbits. So, here is something we all need - excuses to party. These are events throughout history which occured on the day as it is marked. Use them and party hard. Again, this should be a weekly item. Jan. 25 - Grand Rapid, MI became the first city to add Fluoride to its water supply in 1945. Jan. 26 - Today is Australia Day, celebrate. Jan. 27 - Laverne and Shirley premiered in 1976. Jan. 28 - We are the World raises hundreds of of millions of Dollars for starving africans. Jan. 29 - On this day in 1936 "Babe" Ruth was among the first 5 players elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame along with Ty Cobb, Walter Johnson, Christy Mathewson, and Honus Wagner. | Excuses to Party | ||||||||||||||||
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These are tasteless jokes and if you are offended by tastless jokes don't read - in fact leave here. An aged couple showed up at their lawyer's office one morning and announced that they wanted a divorce. Shocked that after fifty years of marriage they would want a divorce the Lawyer asked, "why?" The plain and simple reply was, "We wanted to wait until the children were dead." | ||||||||||||||||
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